my blawg.

celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:26:56 -0500

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:24:40 -0500

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:15:53 -0500

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

adamusprime: there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:09:39 -0500

adamusprime:

there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants

nyehs: what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:09:35 -0500

nyehs:

what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years

tyleroakley: I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HIM THE FIRST 9 TIMES I...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:09:32 -0500

tyleroakley:

I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HIM THE FIRST 9 TIMES I WATCHED.

spoken-not-written: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:09:26 -0500

spoken-not-written:

My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

oMG

oh my god i thought that was a real dog.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:09:21 -0500

oh my god i thought that was a real dog.

Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 00:53:09 -0500

symmetricalpainter:

ixerro:

foxyshy:

askscratcheddisk:

thetardisinhogwarts:

la-creme:

askpinkamena:

omg

this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library

motherfuckin thank you

this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work.

THIS IS PERFECT

Highscore at 507435.

Highscore at 954825.

Found a way to cheat, actually. :P

Oh god no… No… NO… I WASTED TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS LONG AGO.

OH MY GOD NOT THIS GAME AGAIN

asian: majincrew: xieraxiera: how is this happening WHAT IS...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 01:52:32 -0500

asian:

majincrew:

xieraxiera:

how is this happening

WHAT IS HE DOING

HOW DO

screwsociety: stabbygrass: you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 02:15:31 -0500

screwsociety:

stabbygrass:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.

t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s

boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.

what the fuck did you just do to my simple post

luxgay: she wears short skirts i wear your grandads clothes she’s cheer captain and i look...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 02:15:21 -0500

luxgay:

she wears short skirts i wear your grandads clothes she’s cheer captain and i look incredible

rolyungashaa: heartsofthebroken: paperangelsandplastichearts: ...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:00:32 -0500

rolyungashaa:

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:

I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

My tummy hurts from laughing now

lickettysplitt: Don’t know the source but it’s a fantastic...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:00:25 -0500

lickettysplitt:

Don’t know the source but it’s a fantastic idea.

Edit: Source is mama-bird

puppetcams: The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook....

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:00:17 -0500

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s!”

damnhowell: so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me instead of...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:00:12 -0500

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

she doesn’t get it

petergatsbygreen: forevercryingbecausemerlin: GROW...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:00:09 -0500

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

wstcollins: wholockcat: dontsparemyfeelingsanymore: cas-get-in...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:00:05 -0500

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

DEAD

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

hunkules: I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 00:59:59 -0500

hunkules:

I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BLANKET ALL OVER AGAIN

blowhole-boogie: espeonchan: GOD DAMN IT

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 00:59:51 -0500

blowhole-boogie:

espeonchan:

GOD DAMN IT