my blawg.: Archive

what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.

what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks

Apr 1st

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Apr 1st

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Apr 1st

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Meanwhile, at the Cornucopia...

Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss: 
Katniss: 
Katniss: 
Katniss: 
Katniss: 
Katniss: YOLO.

Apr 1st

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Apr 1st

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Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.

BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.

Apr 1st

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My parents are gone for the night. →

wowfunniestposts: A normal teenager: Me: this blog is epic

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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most kids my age: hey lets go to the mall
most kids my age: hey lets go on a date
most kids my age: hey lets go play sports
me: hey today seems like a lovely day to change my theme

Mar 30th

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mother: get off the computer

me: *makes chewbacca noise*

Mar 30th

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Watch

-420: WAY-HO

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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my thoughts during school

me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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remember when madge was important?

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Peeta: When I walk out the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
Katniss: ...

Mar 26th

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benedicks-cuminmypants: OOH YOU TOUCH MY TRA-LA-LA MY DING-DING-DONG

Mar 26th

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DO IT. DO IT NOW.

Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like