when was i even on tumblr on your computer?
September 2011
Once upon a time;
i forgot to log out of tumblr on my girlfriend’s computer. I’m THAT cool.
p.s. I love you. (:
lol Pottermore
August: One million people will have gotten entrance by the end of September, dis gonna be fine, no worries. *sends out a few thousand every other day, takes break here and there*
September: Shit it’s september 27th and we aren’t even halfway through fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Oh screw this, EMAILS FOR EVERYONE!!
*sends out 500.000 in 2 days*
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
new rule of tumblr: you have to be older than google to have a blog.
some of the things i reblog are so contradictory of themselves.
cheer up buttercup!
easier said than done. but thank you. (:
fuckin' pottermore.
all i wanna do is make potions!
this is why i shouldn't be left alone.
i over analyze one thing and then it puts me in a bad mood,
and then i sit there and think of how much my life sucks, how many friends i don’t have and how stupid i am for letting myself become temporarily depressed.
/sad rant.
FJDISOA
victoriansilurianlesbianthespian:
DEAR
SWEET
BABY JESUS.
WHAT the fuck even?
Benedict Cumberbatch… WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?!?!?!
What is he reading from?
He does Southern Sassy-Pants a smidge too well…
Oh. My God. I think my brain, larynx, and ovaries exploded at the exact same time.
can he please do the audiobook for The HelpThe noises I made were not human.
THE ACCENTS HE CAN DO.
NOTHING COULD’VE PREPARED ME FOR THAT. NOTHING.
Someone has to come by to clean up; I’ve melted into the floor.
MY MOUTH DID NOT CLOSE THE ENTIRE TIME, OR FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES AFTER THIS. LITERALLY SCREAMING ACROSS THE ROOM. HOLY CRAP.
I
am
dead
Okay, I’m just crying from laughing xDDD
I CAN’T. I REALLY, TRULY, DEEPLY CAN’T.
HE IS THE KING OF ACCENTS
Oh god.
WHAT.. W…WHA….I JUST….I HAVE LOST ALL ABILITY TO CAN….CAN IS NOT IN MY VOCABULARY.
Nutella escaped from my nose. I have never snorted so hard at something in my life!
